It has been a glorious and depressing winter to eat my way into a 12 kilo weight gain.
Unashamedly, I now wallow in my wobbly gut and drooping jowls whilst I fear my first Spring workout.
Already I can imagine my new personal trainer snorting at my pathetic push up count.
> Well this time , I'm gonna get even! I got meself a gun and a packet of knives and .... wait a minute, only JOKING - yeah, I have already begun the pre-gym sign up fasting process. I heard some other guys call it ramadan. It is a tricky bandwagon to get on but I'm doing my half assed best so far...